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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has the sharpest tongue ๐Ÿ‘… n' has insulted ๐Ÿคฌ their fellow pirates 278 times!

 

Keep the rum ๐Ÿน away from Philostyktos o' The Elite as they be the drunkest (76) pirate!

The most deranged ๐Ÿ˜ฌ pirate award goes to TorS o' The Valencia wit' 28 increases in their mental state!

 

sana999 o' The Elite be the most beloved ๐Ÿ’– Cap'n (55) o' the seven seas!

The most abhorred ๐Ÿ˜ก captain (8) be z^leggs` o' Rising Sun!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 10,361 times ๐Ÿ’ฏ!

Suntop o' The Flying Dragon has worked ๐Ÿ”จ the most consecutive days! 34 days active!!!

 

Aqua_Von_S o' Rising Sun be a bounty hunter ๐Ÿ‘ฎ by collectin' 40 heads!

ComputerTech o' The Flying Dragon just be along fer the ride n' has idled ๐Ÿ’ค for 30 days!

 

mad420 o' Rising Sun be the most vicious by winnin' 150 duels โš”!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the worst at duelin' by losin' 131 duels โš”!

 

Philostyktos has dueled โš” 36 pirates who not be a member o' The Elite!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun fishes more than any other... 259 fishes ๐ŸŸ!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun just digs holes ๐Ÿ•ณ (202) all day!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun just like to play games all day n' has played over 520 games ๐ŸŽฒ!

 

TorS o' The Valencia loves to swim n' has dived into the drink ๐ŸŒŠ 192 times!

TorS o' The Valencia be the scummiest by catchin' 72 diseases โ˜ฃ!

 

TorS o' The Valencia been performin' the most Captain duties ๐ŸŽฉ wit' 428 commands!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun hates authority n' has partaked in 25 mutinies ๐Ÿ•ฒ!

 

gilligan o' Mousey McMouseface has a permanent hammock ๐Ÿ•ฒ in the brig aft' bein' sent there 20 times!

gusman21 o' Rising Sun has walked the plank 3 times ๐Ÿ‘™!

 

duckspeak o' Mousey McMouseface be disciplined ๐Ÿช’ by the Cap'n 12 times!

Keep the rum ๐Ÿน away from Philostyktos o' The Elite as they be the drunkest (76) pirate!

 

sana999 o' The Elite has ADHD n' has flooded โ˜‚ the ship 11 times!

TorS o' The Valencia loves chests n' has picked ๐Ÿ— at 105 of 'em!

 

Phoenix o' The Elite be the biggest troll ๐Ÿ‘บ (17) in the seven seas!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap ๐Ÿงผ... 161 charvers!

 

Philostyktos o' The Elite be lonely n' has visited 48 brothels ๐Ÿ‘ฏ!

Harzilein o' Rising Sun be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' Google) by solving 2 riddles ๐Ÿงฉ!

 

Harzilein o' Rising Sun wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit' 68 parties ๐Ÿฅณ!

TorS o' The Valencia needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard ๐Ÿ“ฃ 35 times!

 

Indiana Jones never be as good as Phoenix o' The Elite, who found 114 treasures ๐Ÿ’ฐ!

TorS o' The Valencia is definitely not a bot ๐Ÿค– n' has answered 66 captchas correctly!

 

TorS o' The Valencia is goin' to be investigated โš  aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (13)!!!

TorS o' The Valencia be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 38 new governors ๐Ÿ‘ฅ!

 

BanditTech o' The Wandering Soul has raided โ˜  the most ports (75)!

Phoenix o' The Elite be a Twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night ๐Ÿง› 4 times!

 

mad420 o' Rising Sun will never die aft' bein' a Zonbi ๐ŸงŸ 85 times!

Worst Thief Award goes to Aqua_von_S o' Rising Sun fer failin' ๐Ÿ’ธ 67 times!

 

The sickest pirate award ๐Ÿ† goes to TeLe o' The Valencia fer bein' poisoned ๐Ÿคข no less than 20 times!

No brig can hold Harzilein o' Rising Sun as they 'ave escaped ๐Ÿƒ 1 times!

 

Philostyktos o' The Elite be a politician more than a pirate by visitin' the Governor's mansion 150 times!

Rialto o' Mousey McMouseface be the most frequent to explore (5) the wilderness than any other!

 

mad420 o' Rising Sun reported seein' 7 bugs ๐Ÿž...

75 skeletons ๐Ÿฆด 'ave been turned to bone meal by Harzilein o' Rising Sun!

 

'Cannibal killer' Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul has massacred 71 savages!

28 cultists be murdered by Aqua_Von_S o' Rising Sun!

 

Covid-18 o' The Wandering Soul has killed the most gangsters (139) than anyone else!

 

 

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