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The most infamous pirates in the seven seas...

 

Phoenix o' The Elite has no life other than bein' a pirate by typin' P 8,353 times!

 

Phoenix o' The Elite has worked the most consecutive days! 74 days active!!!

Inhalez o' The Elite be a bounty hunter by collectin' 84 heads!

 

global_domain o' The Nautilus just be along fer the ride n' has idled for 90 days!

Inhalez o' The Elite be the most vicious by winnin' 991 duels!

 

phoenix o' The Elite be the worst at duelin' by losin' 343 duels!

QuietSilence has dueled 148 pirates who not be a member o' Mousey McMouseface!

 

Phoenix o' The Elite fishes more than any other... 606 fishes!

Phoenix o' The Elite just digs holes (468) all day!

 

Inhalez o' The Elite just like to play games all day n' has played over 153 games!

Phoenix o' The Elite loves to swim n' has dived into the drink 357 times!

 

Phoenix o' The Elite be the scummiest by catchin' 118 diseases!

JamesNorrington o' HMS Interceptor been performin' the most Captain duties wit' 751 commands!

 

Inhalez o' The Elite hates authority n' has partaked in 24 mutinies!

ethereal o' The Elite has a permanent hammock in the brig aft' bein' sent there 37 times!

 

mruno o' The Elite has walked the plank 5 times!

gusman21 o' The Elite be disciplined by the Cap'n 20 times!

 

Inhalez o' The Elite drinks more rum than any other... 31 times drunk!

ethereal o' The Elite has ADHD n' has flooded the ship 12 times!

 

randow o' The Elite loves chests n' has picked at 209 of 'em!

Phoenix o' The Elite be the biggest troll (88) in the seven seas!

 

gusman21 o' The Elite be the one who you don't want to turn ye back to or drop any soap... 95 charvers!

Inhalez o' The Elite be lonely n' has visited 66 brothels!

 

Inhalez o' The Elite be the biggest smarty pants (or quickest at usin' Google) by solving 5 riddles!

Foxy o' The Elite wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time wit 16 parties!

 

Foxy o' The Elite needs to stay down below decks as they 'ave fallen overboard 7 times!

Indiana Jones never be as good as ethereal o' The Elite, who has found 44 treasures!

 

Phoenix o' The Elite is definitely not a bot n' has answered 105 captchas correctly!

ethereal o' The Elite is goin' to be investigated aft' mruno sees all these captchas bein' answer'd incorrectly (17)!!!

 

QuietSilence o' Mousey McMouseface be the most politically savvy pirate by installin' 5 new governors!

Phoenix o' The Elite has raided the most ports (18)!

 

ethereal o' The Elite be a Twilight fan n' has been turned into a creature o' the night 30 times!

Phoenix o' The Elite will never die aft' bein' a Zonbi 61 times!

 

 

 

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